Fine Art Exorcism!

 

Demon! magazine, issue #1

DO YOU WORRY ABOUT THE COLOUR SCHEME IN YOUR ART?

DO YOU SPEND AGES CONTEMPLATING THE COMPOSITION?

DO YOU SNEER AT WORK ON PAPER, ESPECIALLY A4?

ARE YOU UNABLE TO LET GO AND IMPROVISE?

DO YOU THINK ALL ART SHOULD BE BEAUTIFUL IN SOME WAY?

IS BEING SHOWN IN A GALLERY ONE OF YOUR MAIN OBJECTIVES?

ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF EVERY ARTIST FEATURED IN FRIEZE MAGAZINE?

DO YOU ALWAYS USE THE WORD 'PRACTICE' WHEN DISCUSSING YOUR WORK?

WILL YOU GIVE UP IF YOU HAVEN'T 'MADE IT' BEFORE YOU'RE 30?

Then you are possessed by the Fine Art Demon! I provide an exorcism service to rid you of this evil force. It may be a traumatic experience but you will be free by the end of it, I promise. You will be making Art in a free (as much as is possible, considering the normal doubts which wrack the artist's mind, such as "Is this a load of crap?" and "Can I really ask this price for it?" etc) state of mind. The service could last from just 30 minutes to several hours (the latter is more likely if you ever attended an Art school). The fee, however, is set at a flat rate of merely £500. This service is for UK residents only. Please contact me if you need help!